It seems that some politicians are already caught up in political discussions in preparation for the upcoming 2025 elections. Hikhiikhikhik! They are already making moves even though the election is still far away… hikhiikhikhik! Nevertheless, it is a good positioning strategy to ensure that their actions today will be favorable in the coming days.

Just like the upcoming barangay and SK council elections. According to our little bird, some politicians already have runners who are being targeted to become their representatives in the next election.

However, there are ambitious barangay captains who are already collecting debts from their exhausted efforts in the previous election. Our little bird says that there are challengers now who are ready to distribute their money during the election… hikhikhikhik!

Is it true that candidates could spend between 500,000 to 1 million pesos in barangay elections? Especially in areas with a large population, it is possible for each voter to receive around 500 to 1,000 pesos… hikhikhikhik!

The question is, how will the barangay captains recover such a large amount? Hikhihihik! Perhaps they think that being in power is like being in heaven? According to some sitting captains, being a captain is not heaven, but rather a purgatory… hikhikhikhik!


The fans of Eat Bulaga were shocked when they couldn’t perform live last Wednesday on GMA 7… hikhikhikhik! It’s really difficult when your own name becomes your enemy in the end? Hikhikhikhik! The hosts were sad, especially Tito Vic and Joey (TVJ), who started the noontime show and partnered with several TV stations.

They started on RPN9, then went to ABS-GMA, and now there is no news about where they will go next. The followers are devastated because, of course, the staff of Eat Bulaga will lose their jobs.

But then again, the hosts are already wealthy, especially TVJ, so they can easily find a new home.

What’s the behind-the-scenes story of this information? In my opinion, it seems that Mr. Jaloslos, who invested in the show, is now demanding payment. It seems that the hosts didn’t even mention who their producers are behind their success… hikhikhikhik!

Imagine, you’re the one spending for the show, but it seems like they have no gratitude and they don’t even know who the program’s financiers are? Maybe the people at TAPE Inc. are just enjoying their fame, but they lack respect for the big bosses… hikhikhikhhoik! They only know Tony Tuviera, but the true owner of Tape is Romeo Jalosjos… hikhikhikhik!

They only recognize Vic Bossing as the boss, but the real boss seems to lack empathy… hikhikhikhi!

Lesson learned, be respectful to your mentors and those who have worked hard for you. Remember, as a producer or owner of an entity, you have to deal with more financial obligations to the BIR, electricity, water, salary payments, and many others, but they seem to disregard all of that… hikhikhihik!

Hopefully, the people from Eat Bulaga will learn a lesson behind their success… hikhikhikhikhkik! It’s Bulaga Time! Hikhihikhik! See you, newspaper readers! (weekly/TAGULIPDAN/BICOLPERYODIKONEWSPAPERCOLUMN)

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Usapang pulitika na pala ang pinagkakaguluhan ng ilang pulitiko bilang paghahanda sa darating na 2025? Hikhiikhikhik! Masyado na namang kidit ang mga ito, samantalang malayo pa ang umaga..hikhikhikhik! Kung sabagay, maganda ang sinasabing positioning para ang mga gagawin ngayon ay pabor na sa mga susunod na araw.

Kagaya nitong darating na halalan sa barangay at sa SK council. Ayon sa ating bubuwit, meron ng mga runners ang ilang pulitiko na siyang nagtatarget na ng magiging pambato na siya namang magiging runner sa susunod na halalan.

Pero, meron ngayong mga ambisyusong kapitan na naniningil na ng kanyang pagod nitong nakalipas na halalan, Ayon sa ating bubuwit, merong mga challengers ngayon ang ready na sa mola na siyang ipapamudmod sa oras na halalan..hikhikhikhik!

Totoo ba ang mga marites na aabutin ng 500k to 1M ang posibleng gastusin sa mga barangay ngayong halalan? Lalo sa medyo Malaki ang populasyon, posibleng umabot umano sa 500 to 1K ang bawat botante..hikhikhikhik!

Ang tanong, saan ba babawiin ng mga kapitan ang naturang halaga? Hikhihihik! Baka ang akala nila, heaven ang nasa power? Ayon sa ilang nakaupong kapitan, hindi heaven kundi impwerno pala ang maging isang kapitan..hikhikhihkikhik!

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Nabulaga ang mga taga Eat Bulaga nang hindi na sila makapagsagawa ng Live nitong nakalipas na Miyerkoles sa GMA 7..hikhikhikhik!

Mahirap talaga kung ang pangalan mo rin ang magiging kalaban sa huli? Hikhikhikhik! Malungkot ang mga hosts lalo na sina Tito Vic and Joey (TVJ) na siyang nagpasimuno ng naturang noontime show na marami ng naging kapartner na mga TV stations.

Simula sa RPN9, nag ABS-GMA at this time wala pang balita kung saan sila lilipat. Grabe ang lungkot ng mga followers dahil sa pangyayari, siyempre, lalo na ang mga staff ng Eat bulaga na mawawalan ng trabaho.

Kung sabagay, kay yaman na ng mga host diyan, lalo na sina TVJ, kaya’t madali silang makakakuha ng bagong tahanan.

Ano nga ba ang behind the scene ng naturang impormasyon? Sa ganang akin, tila naniningil na rin si Ginoong Jaloslos na siyang namuhunan sa naturang show. Tila kasi, hindi man lang mabanggit ng mga host kung sino ang kanilang producers sa likod ng kanilang tagumpay..hikhikhikhik!

Mantakin mong, ikaw ang gumagastos para sa show, pero, tila walang mga utang na loob at tila hindi nila kilala ang mga financer ng programa? Baka ang laman ng kalooban ng TAPE inc. tila nagpapakasasa sa kasikatan sila, pero, kulang ang kanilang respeto sa mga big bosses…hikhikhikhhoik! Ang kilala lamang nila at si Tony Tuviera, pero ang tunay na may-ari ng Tape ay si Romeo Jalosjos..hikhikhikhik!

Ang kilala lang kasing bossing ng tao, ay si Vic Bossing, pero yong pinakabossing, tila wala ang puso ang tibok,,hikhikhikhi!

Lesson learned, maging marunong rumespeto kung sino ang naging mentor nyo at kung sino ang nagpapakasakit sainyo. Remember, sa pagiging producer of owner ng isang entity, mas marami ang pinoproblemang mga bayaran sa BIR, sa kuryente, tubig at mga bayaran sa sahod at marami pang iba, pero, tila binabalewala lang ng mga ito..hikhikhihik!

Sana Makita ng mga taga Eat Bulaga ang lesson sa likod ng kanilang kasikatan..hikhikhikhikhkik! It’s Bulaga Time! Hikhihikhik! Kita kitzz mga kaperyodiko! (WEEKLY TAGULIPDAN)

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